Who's who in the lives of Fish n Chaps. After a couple of pple have said to me "who the hell is xxx" (yes they really did, I am not just writing this because I want to write about our mates at all)

Snapps/SuperSnapperSnatchDyke - this is Dannii, she helped me to be the good lesbian I am today.  We got yakking online some years ago because she liked my website (at the time) and I thought her's was pretty damn humerous too.  Before I new it I was heading over to meet her and her buddies in person.  Our friendship went on from there, we have been here there and everywhere together.  There was a break in transmission there for a little bit but that static has cleared.

ProstituteDyke - This is Snap's girlfriend, she really isn't a prositute, but she just happen to use an analagy that we weren't willing to let go of.  This name may change

CaptainDyke - This is the captain of our cricket team, her dyke name will change, its just the dirt we have her she prolly wouldn't like us to share with the world

TheG-BangerStranglerDyke/SingerDyke - this is CaptainDykes chicka.  I don't think we have spent time with her wthout laffin or without talking about shitting and farting, not just anyone has thoughts about backin one out down a drain or in a sink.

7thFloorDyke/LittleBitDryInThereDyke/SlipsDyke - this is our housemate, she loves it when we hang shit on her.  She got her dyke name because one day she was bustin for a shit at work and she didn't want to shit on her own floor, she went to the 4th floor but the cubicals were full, she couldn't go the 5th floor because she had "been there done that before and been caught", she didn't want to go to the 6th floor because she would have been caught - the toilets aren't as close to the exit, so she thought "fuck it, I'll back out a nugget on the 7th floor"

CrockagatorDyke - This is Renee, she is a sports head. When we go to visit if we aren't watching cricket we are watching soccer or afl or league or union and if through some freak of nature none of these things are on - she will watch what ever sport IS on. She got her name cause a few years ago she had to go in to hospital and have part of her cut out, it was around the time that commercial was on the tv with that little kid saying "yeah and a crockadile, it ripped me guts out".

ArtyFartyDyke - this is Joh, she is/was (not sure about the status atm) Crockagators girlfriend, they have been together for almost 5 years now. She is into Arty Farty type things, hence the name. ArtyFarty and Crockagator live in Traralgon in Victoria

SnoopDoggyAlby - this is Fish's old Man Alby he is a glass artist

StruthieRuthie - this is Fish's mum, she looks after us. StruthieRuthie and SnoopDoggyAlby live in Churchill in Vic (around the corner from where we used to live)

WynnieChops - This is Chap's mum, she is the eternal student

OldMan - This is Chaps old man - Tom. He is a farmer and he also drives milk tankers for Murray Goulburn. WynnieChops and OldMan live in Mywee in Victoria (Strathmerton is their closest bigger town)

SportsBrother - This is Chaps youngest brother Lee - he is into all those extreme sports as well as league and afl. SportsBrother and his girlfriend are shacked up together in Brisbane in Queensland

MechanicBrother - This is Chaps other Brother Sonny (yes it's his real name). Sonny was a mechanic but now he builds wind farms in Portland Victoria.  There is more about MechanicBrother here

SueAli - is Fish's brother Simon. He is a try hard computer nerd too. He lives just around the corner and up the road abit from where we are building our new house.

TieMeUpandWhipMeDyke - Linnie, she was Dannii's girlfriend at the time.  After Linnie went skitso at the RainbowRoom one night, we no longer talk.

ClosetHetrosexual - strange bird with very sickening toenails (some pple should wear shoes, even to bed).  she rekons she is a lesbians but, we all rekon she has a thing for blokes

DootDootDyke - another strange one, was good for a few laughs but I never trust her.  Bottle of CK went missing from my car (after driving her around everywhere all fucken night) and it happen to show up at her girlfriends.  I new it was mine cause of where I had scratched through the label. 

TheBreader - This is Dannii's sister, man what a voice, the first time I met her, she was hiding around the corner of the house and this booming voice came from somewhere and I looked around and all I could see was this tiny little thing, and then boooom the voice came again, confused I looked around the corner and looked for where the fuck this voice could be coming from, I was convinced there must have been someone else there but no, then boooom out it comes again, so again I look and this time her mouth was moving as this booooming noise was coming out, that's when I met Nikki.  She let me live in her house in Melbourne for a few months whilst she was ummm, not needing it. 

Fuzzy the busted ass crazy chompa - was a wild few months we were hanging out with this chick.  Snapps and I were always up for an adventure but this chick always took things to that next level.  Unfortunatly I moved away from Melbourne and she shacked up with some chick and we lost contact. 

BreederBigG - I work with BreederBigG 

I think I have covered everyone now, I shall endevour to update this as new folk are mentioned.